Archive for the 'Funny' Category

This is kinda messed up…

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

Or as someone said, post-post-modern…

The full article is here, and I have copied it below… but the basic story. Plane takes off, realizes front landing gear is stuck down with the wheels 90degrees to the plane. They realize it right away… circled for 3 hours to burn fuel then attempted the landing. All the people and luggage was in the back to lighten the front load. Pilot kept the nose off the ground as long as possible. The weird thing was that all the TVs on the plane, in each headrest, was watching the news. And then news kept covering the plane ordeal. And all the ‘experts’ were hypothesizing, etc. How odd.
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Pick Your SUV

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

This comparison makes me glad I never had an Isuzu Rodeo/Honda Passport… Or a Landwind for that matter. Funny, but not. Make mine a VW thanks.

Lewis Black…

Friday, September 9th, 2005

Lewis Black will be in Waukegan on Oct. 14th at the Genesse Theatre…. Worth checking out, although I will be at an Audi Club track event. Rebecca and I saw him a few years ago, super funny. We saw him at the Brew N View, or whatever its real name is…. a great venue for him IMHO…. Go see him.

political humor of the AM….

Friday, September 9th, 2005

This is a funny pic..

and kayne west… got verbal. I am not sure I agree with him entirely, but there is some validity… harper and I were talking about it and he summed it up well… “bush doesn’t car about poor people, in this case they are black” (or something close to that, I am too lazy to pull the logs). It is valid.

and yet he uses the term “mr. cheney”

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

and I am that it is not the first time he has heard it…

hit the link

but atleast he is talking about really difficult things that no one has thought of yet…

tom cruise…. 2

Wednesday, July 13th, 2005

This site is funny. I still think he is a freak.

This rules…

Friday, July 1st, 2005

the only thing I think I like about the south is The Dukes of Hazzard… and this video is cool. Both super cool and super stupid at the same time. ALWAYS a good mix.

I laughed, I cried…

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

well, I did think this was SUPER funny… laughed out loud. literally. My buddy dean bought a gazebo thing. that is what you get for being cheap I guess… (Dean is an audi guy)

It is always good to teach kids to hate….

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

This is kinda weird. I know little to nothing about the land in question but still, weird. teaching little kids about enemies and hatred is kinda weird. I mean we do it in the form of villains in cartoons/stories, etc. But it is weird when it is really another country full of real people… and now you have taught kids at a young age who their enemies are… what could go wrong?

Oh Mr. Cruise… WTF is wrong with you?

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

So Tom Cruise, the scientologist, has gone on the public TV as saying that psychiatry is a’pseudo science’ (copy of article below)… and this is coming from a scientologist, claiming he knows the history of psychiatry… As a person who holds a degree in psychology and has spend a decent amount of time in health science libraries, it annoys me. It doesn’t help that people seem to think celebrities are worth something more than the average person. They are no smarter, no better, and often times, are really fucked up. REALLY fucked up.

So I hope this will create an air where people write the loser off. I am not quite sure why everyone thinks he is that great of an actor. He really can only play 1 role. He uses the same expressions for all of those rolls, and he plays them all like the same person. I don’t think he is particularly talented. All of his movies are the John Grisham books of the film industry, both figuratively and sometimes literally.

I really am not a big fan of people spreading their own religious views to the public in such a way. You can have your beliefs, that is good. But presentation is a big deal… Had he said something like “I am of the belief that…” but to say to the host that ‘you don’t know’ blah blah blah. But tv interviewers are often tools, and he wasn’t confronted on that, because that could ruin the guys career. oh well.

Tom Cruise is a no talent assclown.
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